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Why Republicans are Retarded: They realize they suck, but not why.

At this point, republicans realize that they suck. Top republicans admitted it to Jonathan Martin, who wrote about it on his blog. Apparently the are going to have a super secret meeting where they’ll all get together to plot the further destruction of America the future of their party. The goal will be to fashion [...]

Comparison: Palin’s Alaska and Afghanistan

Possible discussion topics:
“In Afghanistan, like in Alaska, we also charge women for rape kits. Then we punish them with death!”
“I’ve seen Russians from Afghanistan too.”
“What a coincidence! I have also been blessed by a witch doctor. Now no evil spirits bother me!”
“In Afghanistan, clothes buy you!”
“Alaska is the crystal meth capitol of the world? Wow! [...]

Reminder: Battle for America’s Soul.

In the United States, there’s a little thing called freedom of religion. Section VI of the Constitution (It’s a thing in America, look it up if you haven’t heard of it) states:
…all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support [...]

Limbaugh Blaxploits Powell Endorsement of Obama.

Never missing an opportunity to whine, Rush Limbaugh today spoke to Jonathan Martin, and told him that:
Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race…OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I’ll let you know what I come up [...]

Palin Doesn’t Know Where New Hampshire Is Because She Can’t See It From Alaska

Failin can be forgiven for thinking that New Hampshire is in the Northwest. This is all very new to her, and she can’t see the Northwest or the Northeast from Wasilla. Just give her some time, ok?

The look on her face is just too precious when she’s angrily corrected by her crowds, isn’t it?

McCain Campaign Not a CNBC Show? Then What Kind of Show is it?

Via FirstRead:
Asked on a just-ended conference call about his candidates’ lack of daily campaign statements on the plummeting of global markets in recent days, McCain campaign manager Rick Davis said that too much focus on the stock market could be redundant if repeated every day.
“I don’t know if you really want to turn a [...]

Hate Watch: I’m not really surprised by the hate anymore…

On October 7th and 8th, I posted entries chronicling hatred amongst the Failin-Leprechaun crowd. I was very alarmed, and it came across. [1, 2]. But I guess I shouldn’t really have been surprised. I mean, I knew bigotry still exists in America, I guess I was just shocked at the openness of it, and its [...]

Tell Me This Isn’t a Battle For America’s Soul

Listen to what someone in the crowd chants after McCain asks, “Who is the real Barack Obama?” I’m speechless right now. Things are getting scary.
Also, Milbank:
Palin’s routine attacks on the media have begun to spill into ugliness. In Clearwater, arriving reporters were greeted with shouts and taunts by the crowd of about 3,000. Palin then [...]

McCain Accuses Obama of Lying…Really?

Today, thus spoke the angry leprechaun:
Sen. Obama has accused me of opposing regulation to avert this crisis. I guess he believes if a lie is big enough and repeated often enough it will be believed.
Turns out, McCain even lies about whether other people are lying about him. One of McCain’s chief economic advisers, Phil Graham, [...]

Drudge is a dick, part 1 of a continuing series

This evening, Drudge posted a link to the following YouTube video. The title of the video, like many others on that site refers to “Obama Youth”. In the video, these African-American kids, though somewhat eerily regimented and wearing military fatigues, are professing something that might be alarming to Drudge and his Drones. They are basically [...]

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